JEROME POWELL: Five Simple Ways To Teach Your Children To Spend More I’ve often found that children have difficulty spending money with reckless abandon. Here I’ve outlined some great strategies that you as parents can implement to ensure your little Johnny and Jane stop saving and start spending! 1. Set a good [...]

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HISTORIC: The Original Avocado Toast Sells For $2.3 Million At the Sotheby's Contemporary Artifacts auction, the original avocado toast soared past expectations to sell for a whopping $2.3 million dollars. The sale was immediately denounced by millennials who say the toast is an historic cultural artifact that belongs in a museum, not [...]

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