Fed Employee Reminds Children That Money Does Just Grow On Trees Rich Edwards, a recent hire at the Federal Reserve, went on a substantial spending spree in early May, shortly after starting his new position. Within a week he had purchased $8,000 rims for his Hyundai Elantra, a pony for his daughter [...]

Uber Driver Sure Knows A Lot About Bitcoin When Danielle Reid hailed an Uber after brunch, she had no idea she would be treated to a masterclass on the intricate workings of the cryptocurrency market. After just a 15-minute ride, Reid reports learning all about the sophisticated world of digital investing, including [...]

Reddit Investors Show Wall Street They Can Do Just As Much Cocaine A group of millennials, coordinating through a Reddit board, have shocked the financial world by proving they can do just as much cocaine as Wall Street professionals. “The hedge fund crowd thinks that because they’re millionaires with fancy suits and [...]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: This Father Worked His Entire Life To Provide His Children Enough Money To Invest In Random Cryptocurrencies Worries about financial security hit a fever pitch when one becomes a parent. There is a fundamental urge to provide for children and an ensuing contentment that comes from the knowledge that they’re [...]

Millennial Investor Jumps Out 1st Story Window After Losing $65 On Crypto Cryptocurrency fanatic and 25-year-old daytrader Avery Jacobs is being treated for minor injuries that occurred after he leapt from his parent’s 1st story window following his loss of $65 on cryptocurrency. When asked for comment, his mother reported she was [...]

Drunk Guy At Bar Selflessly Doles Out Day-Trading Advice Patrons lucky enough to have grabbed a drink at Brendan’s Irish Pub Tuesday night were treated to a barrage of unsolicited day-trading advice from a man calling himself, “just Joe.” The drunken individual didn’t charge a penny or ask for anything in return. [...]

Robinhood Adds Shortcut To Invest In Ticker Symbols That Contain Your Initials Investment app Robinhood has debuted functionality that greatly reduces the time needed for users to invest in companies with ticker symbols containing the initials of their name. The move comes after a years-long campaign from millennials who grew sick of [...]

Companies Are Declaring Bankruptcy And Selling Off Assets To Attract Millennial Investors In an attempt to grab a share of newly minted investors, companies world-wide are declaring bankruptcy and selling off all their assets. “When a company sells assets that means they’re about to receive cash for those assets. When that cash [...]