Uber Driver Sure Knows A Lot About Bitcoin

When Danielle Reid hailed an Uber after brunch, she had no idea she would be treated to a masterclass on the intricate workings of the cryptocurrency market.

After just a 15-minute ride, Reid reports learning all about the sophisticated world of digital investing, including major players like Dave Portnoy and esoteric terminology like “shitcoin.”

“Out of nowhere my Uber driver lets me know that he ‘plays the market,’ and it was the coolest thing I’d ever heard,” Reid told us. She continued, “After a couple mimosas, there’s no greater treat than being a captive audience to a stranger monologuing about blockchain technology.”

How such a cutting edge investment professional ended up behind the wheel of an Uber remains unknown.

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