Worries about financial security hit a fever pitch when one becomes a parent. There is a fundamental urge to provide for children and an ensuing contentment that comes from the knowledge that they’re taken care of.

David Watts reports that after decades of hard work and cunning career moves, his mission was a success and he has provided enough money to his children that they can invest in random cryptocurrencies.

“There is nothing that puts a smile on my face quite like watching my adult sons smoke pot and rant about crypto,” Watts told us. “Just the other day they asked if I’d heard of Apecoin, I hadn’t, but I was thrilled to hear they’d invested my hard-earned money in it.”

Watts says knowing his children are taken care of allows him to enjoy a well-deserved retirement.

UPDATE: Three weeks after our interview, Watts happily came out of retirement, accepting a job in the accounting department of an insurance firm with the goal of earning enough that his children can also buy random NFTs.