“Stock Market Move Confirms My Political Views,” Thinks All Of America

Americans from across the political spectrum feel that the latest move in the Dow Jones makes complete sense based on their understanding of the politics at play. In fact, Americans report that the move proves their political views are correct.

Republicans are calling it an easily foreseeable near-term consequence of liberal multi-trillion-dollar spending proposals.

Liberals are claiming this is exciting and predictable proof that Joe Biden and the Democratic Party are doing just what they need to be doing.

Libertarians warn that this is what’s to be expected in a country that doesn’t truly abide by free-market principles.

When polled, Americans were in wide agreement that in the future there will be another stock market move, that the move will be in a direction, and that it will make total sense based on their worldview.

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