An AirBnB – What a fun way to ruin your marriage! Find a perfect spot in a great location and pour all your liquidity into it. Then fix it up real nice and rent it out to bachelor parties or whoever else from the internet needs a place to crash.

There’s nothing like driving by your investment and hearing the “Woo woos!” of underage drinking as you silently resent each other.

As you team up to wipe vomit off the floors you’ll wonder if perhaps this whole thing is your spouses’ fault and maybe this marriage wasn’t a good idea.

Collectables – There’s few better ways to destroy a marriage than skipping the index funds and dumping your money straight into the sketchy world of collectables.

Just wait until you see the stunned expressions on your friends’ faces when you show them what you’ve squandered your wealth on.

Whether it’s watches, sports cards or colored gemstones, you and your spouse will never sleep in the same bed again once your money is fully vested in random objects.

Gold – As your joint net worth is funneled into the yellow metal, there’s no doubt the cyclical nature of the gold market will put a strain on your marriage.

Daily price fluctuations will become a constant drag on your mental health, the doom and gloomers will begin to whisper in your ear and slowly you’ll be dragged into a hellscape from which there is no escape.

Once it dawns on you that your financial wellbeing is squarely in the hands of the Federal Reserve, the night terrors will kick in and the loss of sleep will at last push your once-happy union over the edge.

Cryptocurrency – No list of relationship-ending investments would be complete without the ultimate one: Crypto.

Don’t just invest your money, but your spouse’s as well, into whatever crypto thing is hot right now. Then sit back and watch as your money soars towards the sun like Icarus only to come straight back down never to return.

There are so many marriage-obliterating options in the crypto space that the hardest part will be picking which ones to get divorced over.