MODERN DAY MOTHER TERESA: Investment Guru Offers Unlimited Wealth Seminars For Only Like $10,000
In the tradition of selflessness categorical of Mother Teresa, investment guru Brock Beckett is now selling a course on how to achieve unlimited wealth for merely $10,000 in pocket change.
The two-week intensive will take place in a rented Vegas auditorium and attendees will walk on hot coals, widely considered the key step to becoming ultra-rich.
The jury is out on whether Beckett will receive the Nobel Peace prize, but even if not, his signature luxury suit, love of fine wine and boundless generosity will forever be thought of side-by-side with the great Mother Teresa.